HAPPY BIRTHDAY GHANAIAN QUEEN.


Some Ghanaian girls are sweeter than shito, they got their business put together like a well made Banku. They are refreshing to the soul like an Iced Kenkey. I have known just three Ghanaian girls…

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EXAMINATION TRAUMA: THE BAD, THE SILLY AND THE HOPELESS.


Examination is the act of feverishly reading notes that had been piled up for the past months in two weeks and writing everything you have learnt within two hours. Examination can be traumatic, the fear…

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WHEN LOSING IT, IS NOT WORTH IT.


Are there times you stifle your screams just because you realized it is a total waste of your voice? When you swallow anger that has clogged your throat like a phlegm back into your stomach?…

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THE LATE MORNING POST.


Good morning lovelies, today is the first day that starts the eventual end of my sojourn here. What am I saying? I am just trying to sound intelligent that doesn’t make sense one bit. Anyways,…

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CRAB MENTALITY AND HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.


Imagine this scenario, you have a friend a very good friend, you guys are cool together. Then an idea struck you “Friend, I think I am good with my hands, I want to start honing…

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IMAGINE THIS.


I had been impregnated by Koko, my mummy had dragged me by bony arms to his mother’s house, fuming and panting she had narrated to those who cared to listen that Koko played with me…

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UNCLE AJAYI’S BARRELS OF VOCABULARY: SCRIBES OF THE PAST.


Today, I remember Uncle Ajayi, see we are not relatives, I don’t even know where he lives neither do I know anything about him apart from his name. But he was my teacher and you…

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ÒRÌṢÀ


My Mother My brave Mother Who defied pains and brought me forth My Strong Mother Who worked odd jobs just to fill the shocking gap in my shoulder My naive Mother Who didn’t know which…

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VALENTINE WAKA WAKA.


Madame don land from de North to de East to de West to de South with Ogbonge tory. Nah so I carry manpikin go waka waka o, in de spirit of valentine wey girls just…

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THE MORNING POST.


Good morning lovelies, how was the night rest? I was about to receive my valentine gift in the dream when one killjoy turned on the light. Celebrants of yesterday hope you all had fun? And…

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