LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE PROSTITUDE.


I first came across the expression ‘prostitude’, yes you read right, prostitude on Ify Asia Chimemeziem’s Facebook page. I learnt the meaning when I read through the post, you see the prostitude in summary, is…

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DEAR PANCAKE SISTERS!!!


Sisters! Why have you decided to turn yourselves into the Joker’s long lost sibling even though your brows ain’t smiling? With magical potions like concealers, foundations, glitters and your wands – the brushes you use…

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LABYRINTHS OF A NAIJA RUNS GIRL- A POEM


Anxiously I waited for it all to be over The dread that comes with night fall The pain of losing a part of myself Being forced to smile like everything is alright The agony that…

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THIS WEATHER IS DOING ME TIRIRIN TARARAN!


I have resigned myself to fate. The bright sunshine and beautiful weather I thought would come with summer didn’t come. Because I am in Nigeria! How come I have never noticed? Or it is different…

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5 PROFITABLE VOCATIONS TO LEARN DURING THE LONG HOLIDAY.


Hey guys! How’s the holidays treating us? I have spent just four days at home and I am bored already. I’d give anything to be back in my hostel right now, lying on my bed…

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WHAT IS IT LIKE TO DATE OLDER PEOPLE?


Almost everybody date. At least most hang out once in a while with the opposite sex to er… er… You know just talk about stuff older people talk about when they are attracted to another…

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THE DREADED QUESTION: AFTER SCHOOL WHAT NEXT?


‘So after school what do you want to do?’ my friend asked as we exchanged texts. ‘Do? I honestly don’t know’ When I wrote about life after school for the first time. I was writing…

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JUST A LITTLE BLOOD.


It’s the best experience any girl could pray for I was told Mama says the best moment every girl wanted The birth of the woman in me Admiring my image in the mirror was all…

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WHAT DO THEY KNOW?


When self righteousness was a lazy hobby I picked up from the stern imposing authorities around me and perfection was the promised land I wanted to sail to, I frown my nose in disgust at…

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