POST NYSC DEPRESSION IS REAL BUT YOU CAN AVOID IT!
NYSC will soon finish. NYSC go soon end. NYSC will soon become history. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. That bliss of eventually dumping khaki for good. Your total freedom given to you on a piece of paper. CDS becomes a thing of the past. You can travel for more than two weeks without pass or the fear of your LGI serving you with query once you return. No fear of the proprietor, principal or boss at your PPA breathing down your neck because you didn’t return to work after CDS meeting. None of that at all. You are finally a free human. You have successfully crossed over to adulthood. After a month or two.…
RUMOUR HAS IT – EPISODE 15
Read EPISODE 14 Praise songs echoed from Otunba Coker’s mansion as different prayer warriors began to cast and bind every demon that could have taken residence in Teniola’s body. Teniola was found walking aimlessly in Ogbomosho. When her mother saw her at the hospital, she bursted into hot tears. Teniola looked so emaciated, her supple skin has shrunken, her big eyes that earned her the pet name Bambi from school has sunken, her smooth lips were dry with bruises. There were wounds around her ribs, knees and her waist. Her hair has been shaved completely so the doctors could treat the wounds on her head. Teniola looked like Smeagol, a…
THE HYPOCRISY OF RELIGION: HOW IT IS AFFECTING NIGERIANS
When I was younger, age 14 or 15. I told my mother I wanted to start wearing knee-length hijab and socks. She looked at me bemused and then asked me why. I told her people who are dressed like that are more decent and I want to be more decent than the decent I have been. She asked ‘is that all?’ I answered yes and she laughed. A vert short laugh before she firmly said NO. Why mother? I asked. She said majority of those parading in the garment are not as decent as I thought they were and then went on to ask ‘So you think they are better…
RUMOUR HAS IT – EPISODE 14
READ EPISODE 13 Tega held Daniella to himself, breathing in the musty sweet smell of coconut oil in her hair. When they broke lose from their embrace he stared deeply into her eyes. ‘I will miss you’ He had such sincere look in his eyes that almost made Daniella cry. How sweet. She never saw herself falling in love with a younger man. When her bestie Fiona berated her that it was too soon. She replied she never believed that making a man chase you forever meant his intentions are genuine. ‘He could be genuinely interested in ruining your life too.’ She added. She and Tega said the last goodbye…
NATURAL HAIR PROBLEMS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU ARE NIGERIAN.
Growing/maintaining/having a natural hair is one of the trends that is worthy to be emulated. It has made women see the beauty they were born with and how amazing their kinks are. It made them become aware of the fact that beauty goes beyond luscious straight strands that we have grown up to see as the quintessence of beauty. Nigerian hairdressers need to stop guilt tripping ladies with natural hair."If it was relaxed now, I for don finish am""You go extra money o"😒😒 — Dëë (@brownelixir) August 11, 2018 However, having a natural hair isn’t all that fun. Especially in Nigeria. You get to experience some of the following if…
DATING A MUMMY’S BOY, CAN YOU?
When it comes to matters of the heart, we can only hope for the best. The best just in case it leads to marriage. This is why people often look for someone they have a great compatibility with. Quite often, people usually end up with their perfect match but a little snag could be an hindrance to their happily ever after. Many women avoid ending up with an only son or the first son, in short women run away from a mummy’s boy. Now who is a mummy’s boy? A mummy’s boy is simply that man who shares an immense love and a great connection with his mum. He is…
NIGERIA’S FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANT AND HER TWITTER MISHAP
Hello people. It’s me again. Let’s talk politics. Hours ago, one of the Nigerian presidential aspirants Ms. Eunice Atuejide went on Twitter to express her distaste at the way female presidential aspirants got excluded. She followed it up with how she’s not a feminist and went on to state that she is not a feminist while asking rhetorically The moment Ms. Atuejide tweeted this. Twitter let her have it, especially Twitter feminists. Of course there was strong backlash that came from both men and women. There was also immense support from both men and women. Now let’s talk about Ms. Atuejide’s statement. 1 – I think she has every right…
DON’T EVER GOOGLE YOUR SYMPTOMS WHEN YOU ARE SICK – MY EXPERIENCE.
Aside from malaria symptoms which every average Nigerian recognize. Any other funny change in the system is something to worry about. Due to the evil in disguise called THE INTERNET. You can always Google every thing existing on the surface of the earth and get an answer. And that was exactly what I did. I guess you people are thinking ‘ah ah wasn’t she supposed to be more sensible than that and go to the hospital?’ Well you see I have always had this phobia for the hospital. The smell of dettol, Izal and savlon, the fear of using my hand to touch one of the numerous germs that could…
WE ARE NOT MATES! SHO MO AGE MI NI?
Lately, I find myself relaxing my frigidity when it comes to human relations and that turned out to be one of the greatest mistakes I have ever made in my entire 20 something years on earth! I got walked upon and dragged through piss like I was a smelly tattered rag in the process. That one didn’t even hurt me because I know humans at times tend not to use their brain so I carried on with life like ‘if you don’t have sense it’s not my business.’ If I had known. I would have carried my iron fence in the dungeon where I tossed it in but no I…
RUMOUR HAS IT – EPISODE 13
EPISODE 12 The first time Rinde told Teniola he knows things was when he was 14 and she was 17. She had laughed in his face and clapped her hands in that annoying way of hers. The first time he showed her he knows things was when she was 20. She had gotten pregnant from a reckless sexual encounter. Rinde had told her she was pregnant long before she started seeing the symptoms but she doubted him until the doctor proclaimed it with a clinical authenticity. She had panicked and consulted friends who promised to take her somewhere. Rinde had stopped her the morning she wanted to go for the…
