RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX.
Love,sex and everything in between that affects us all.
SHOOTING SHOTS AS A WOMAN – MY PERSONAL ENCOUNTERS
The series of shooting shots gone wrong tweets I kept seeing all over my TL brought back memories of the harrowing experiences I have had with shooting shots. All my life I have had stupid crushes. Those I liked enough I go after them. Shooting your shot is when you let go of your pride to pursue someone you are interested in. (Urban dictionary) The first shots I ever shoot was at a mulatto playmate. I was 7 years old or thereabouts. His name was Ilyass and the reason I ‘loved’ him then was because he was so yellow and he had curly hair. I dreamt of how I would…
ABROAD BOYFRIEND, ABROAD HUSBAND: NOT ALL IJGBS ARE A CATCH!
You see them around, accents rolling off their tongues effortlessly. Bomber jackets. Glistening skin. Smelling like a mix of abroad weather and privilege. They are the ones that oppress you at the mall with their mannerism, their bewildered looks at things we deem normal, the plastic bottle water carried around 24/7 and their ensemble looking like they just rolled out of Tumblr. Nigerian ladies and gentlemen please welcome the IJGBS!!!!! The IJGBS or the I just got back are the Nigerians who live in the abroad either for study or are residing there and are back in Nigeria for a short period of time often for Christmas. Aside from the…
DATING A MUMMY’S BOY, CAN YOU?
When it comes to matters of the heart, we can only hope for the best. The best just in case it leads to marriage. This is why people often look for someone they have a great compatibility with. Quite often, people usually end up with their perfect match but a little snag could be an hindrance to their happily ever after. Many women avoid ending up with an only son or the first son, in short women run away from a mummy’s boy. Now who is a mummy’s boy? A mummy’s boy is simply that man who shares an immense love and a great connection with his mum. He is…
LADIES, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN WEIRD GUYS HIT ON YOU?
Ladies get in here! Are there times you feel the world is pulling your legs by sending men at the least of your choice to you? Are there times you question yourself on why short dudes with flaky skin stroll your way when you have had a heart to heart conversation with your mind that you want a tall, caramel skinned one instead? Think no more sister, we are all in this together. Lately, it seems the universe is playing an expensive joke on me by giving me the opposite of whatever I wanted. The first time it happened, it wasn’t much of a big deal to me. I mean…
LET’S TALK ABOUT SMELLY MALE ORGANS
This is an important discussion that concerns everybody. If you are not the one affected, you can help a friend or family who is affected by the issue we want to talk about. And it is nothing but the health of the organs that nestle below. Smelly privates!!! The most embarrassing thing ever and yes it happens to guys too. Most private organs discussions often revolve around the woman, you’d see; How to avoid a fishy smell down there How to make your vagina smell like pineapples How to properly wash the vagina How to make the vagina happy Guys smell too and it is also awful. Save whatever argument…
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO DATE OLDER PEOPLE?
Almost everybody date. At least most hang out once in a while with the opposite sex to er… er… You know just talk about stuff older people talk about when they are attracted to another person. It is perfectly normal but when you find yourself gravitating towards someone who is older than you… Woah, you better prepare yourself for loads of this. In a world where people think they can force you to accept what they think is right, whoever is attracted to an older person sure has a lot to deal with, from funny looks, to weird questions, to awkward situations, to moments where you have to talk your…
THE GUY CODE.
Here is the set of rules men abide to, it is a reply to THE 12 commandments of the Chic Code. – We don’t snitch ever: we don’t snitch on our friends, we don’t tell his girlfriend about the other girl, we don’t tell anyone his secrets, we don’t out him when he has done something wrong, we would rather stick with him and get punished for it together if it involves a penalty. – We insult each other: Guys make fun of each other and the insults shouldn’t be taken as an offense, it is a ritual and when we make fun of you, we are about to initiate…
THE 12 COMMANDMENTS OF THE CHIC CODE.
I started this post with the title the girl code in mind, in fact I had already written a couple of sentences using the girl code but then I realized I am directing this to ladies in their teens, twenties or even thirties and not a bunch of eight year olds who fight over lollipops. If you belong to the female sex and you have a couple of friends who are of the same sex, you should know there are some by-laws that guide your friendship, these by-laws is known as The Girl Code, but in this post I am referring to it as The Chic Code. The Chic code…
CAN YOU FALL FOR THE OKAFOR’S LAW?
Can you hook up with an ex? The Okafor’s Law of congodynamics which is C 1 P= C ∞ states that ” once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times, emphasis on properly“. This simply means that an Ex can be slept with again provided they made things sizzle under the sheets when you were together. It is not unusual to see some people going back to their Exes for one reason or the other, while we are confused and wondering why a dog will go back to it…
LET’S TALK ABOUT ONE NIGHT STANDS.
Before I write further, I personally think adults are free to do whatever it is they want without being judged by anybody. It is your body, your life. And you are solely responsible for yourself, ait? Good. I have watched movies, read books, magazines articles about One Night Stands, why it is fun, the dangers, risks and what not. Some are against one night stand, some are totally for one night stand. Well, what is one night stand? One night stand is a sexual romp that takes place between two or more people who could no longer hold the sexual current seeping from their body, it usually takes place at…
