THE SINGLE GIRL MONOLOGUES
What to do when you are pretty, hot and still very single? You enjoy life! Enter into the world of a single independent woman.
THE MISEDUCATION OF BOOBOO THE FOOL – TALES OF CLOWNERY
I thought I had sense really thought I did until news of my boyfriend’s wedding broke. Let me tell you how it happened, it was one of those days when the sun naps throughout its work hours. My mood was pumped and the day had me feeling good with myself until my friend, Ewoma called. ‘You won’t believe what i just saw on IG o’‘What’s that?’‘It’s your bobo he is getting married.’ I thought she said ‘you are getting married’ so I answered ‘of course if things go the way they should we are definitely getting married.’ ‘Abeg keep quiet! I said he is getting married! I just saw his…
COCK-BLOCKING:MY EXPERIENCE
Cock-blocking often starts way back in school—secondary school to be precise—when group of girls would giggle when one of the boys crushing on one of them starts walking towards their clique. Giggles, silly jokes, mischievous statements by the girls often put the timid boy trying to muster confidence off. And the girl probably nursing a secret affection for the boy gets cock-blocked. A cock-blocker according to how I have used it here can be defined as a person who deliberately or inadvertently makes impossible a girl’s intended goal of being a dude’s love interest. In an African home, cock-blocking is often done by our overzealous aunts, nosy cousins or siblings.…
CHRONICLE OF A DESPERATE CHIC!
On my way to school on Friday, I had a tough time getting a taxi from challenge to Tanke, I wanted to attend my friend’s Iftar-birthday party. I was pissed when the taxi that stopped for me was boarded by some guys who appeared from nowhere. Vexing and hissing, I moved farther down and continued hailing taxis, I noticed one very yellow uncle lai dat, he was also hailing taxis and calling Tanke as well but I wasn’t bothered with him. I continued flagging down taxis that swerve immediately I say Tanke. Eventually, I got a taxi, the same taxi with him. He opened the door for me to take…
HOW BIG ‘H’ RUINED THE NIGHT.
“Pussy cat pussy cat what do you use? I used some condoms and drank some tea” sounds funny right? my friends and I rephrased the good ol’ pussy cat pussy cat song, that is one of the pecks of being a single girl, you get to do really weird things you never thought you could do, I look forward to hanging out with my friends once in a while when am not too busy or too tired from work stress, most especially the girls night out which is always fun, girls night out turn into something to remember or things that would haunt you for the rest of your life.…
MY SIDE CHIC STORY.
Hmmm, there are things that happen that you have no words for except a deep sigh after thoughts that seem to go round and round in your head, thoughts that doesn’t even make sense. With the years I have spent in and out of relationships and dating, never have I been the other woman, not even when I hang out with much much older men, older men I hang out with are mostly widowers, divorcees, old single men who enjoy life too much and chose not to get married(they are scarce though) and we have one thing in common, great no brouhaha sex. I hate the shouting and drama that…
WHY I NEED A SUGAR DADDY:A SINGLE GIRL’S RANT!
Life is hard because humans made it so, please before you judge me take your time to read this through, see ehn, brothers and sisters in this senseless sphere we call life, I am sick and tired of dem chewing gum boys already!. I wasn’t always like this but times and things have changed, the government has also changed and so is my philosophy about life too. I used to be the dreamy one, I dream a lot, dreams about ending up with tall, dark and handsome, three years older than me, good job and all that sugar and spice thing every girl dreams off when she thinks of Mr.…
