In Conversations with Insanity

In Conversations with Insanity

In Conversations with Insanity I am the type to twirl near the cliff of insanity just to see if I would take a tumble.What is sanity, anyway? Let me tell you a story. When I was in JSS3, my cousins held an intervention for me. It was meant to be a helpful session to...
The Crazy Thing About Mother Nature

The Crazy Thing About Mother Nature

The Crazy Thing About Mother Nature The crazy thing about Mother Nature is, she absolutely doesn’t give a damn. I never asked for this. I didn’t  eat the fruit with Eve, but now I have to get severely punished by a misogynistic Mother for crimes I never...
Confessions of a Gym Girlie – The One About the Crush

Confessions of a Gym Girlie – The One About the Crush

Confessions of a Gym Girlie – The One About the Crush There is something about liking someone, or as we tend to funkify it, crushing on someone. It’s when you sneak looks at someone, get fixated on that someone, notice everything they do, mark down their...
Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special)

Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special)

Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special) I saw a naked man today, under the bridge on Gbagada Expressway. Bare, brown, hard butt, bathing in the full glare of the morning sun. Not a care in the world. Remember I mentioned my friend Philo seeing a naked...
Babe, How Far Nah?

Babe, How Far Nah?

Babe, How Far Nah? “Babe, how far nah?” Chinonso’s voice was always the same when she invited me to some random party we had no business attending. Simple, direct, and full of promise. Her sister’s boyfriend worked as a printer. Whenever he printed invite-only wedding...
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