by Kanzah | Aug 15, 2025 | Reviews
My Landlord Just Increased My House Rent and I Am About to Crash Out! MY LANDLORD JUST INCREASED MY HOUSE RENT I AM ABOUT TO CRASH OUT! Lagos wants to kill me before my time, but my spirit is bullish and I am not gonna let capitalism win! Today was planned to...
by Kanzah | Aug 12, 2025 | Musings
May Nigeria Never Happen To You One of the worst things that can happen to you is for Nigeria to happen to you. The next is to be powerless and have no connection to the Whos and the Whats in power. May Nigeria never happen to you. Just last week, the internet was...
by Kanzah | Aug 8, 2025 | Stories
Expensive Shit 3:15pm Friday 8th August 2025 Maison Etienne Restaurant&Bar ‘I sha know they did not born him well to break up with me’ a loud voice pierced through the silent toilet. They moved into view, a buxom short lady and her friend, tall and heavily built....
by Kanzah | Aug 6, 2025 | Musings
Who Do Us This Thing? The Casual Tribalism in Nigeria Yesterday, I boarded one of those yellow buses at Charly Boy, sorry, Baddo bus stop (lmao). It was a regular bus with a regular conductor and regular passengers. It was also a regular day for me. Or so I thought....
by Kanzah | Jul 31, 2025 | Stories
Murder She Wrote Who the fuck do you think I am? Every morning, as I brush my teeth and spit out the foam that the toothpaste has turned into, I imagine the various ways I could kill you. Oblivious, you whistle as I watch your long fingers tighten the knot in your...
