Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special)

Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special)

Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special) I saw a naked man today, under the bridge on Gbagada Expressway. Bare, brown, hard butt, bathing in the full glare of the morning sun. Not a care in the world. Remember I mentioned my friend Philo seeing a naked...
Babe, How Far Nah?

Babe, How Far Nah?

Babe, How Far Nah? “Babe, how far nah?” Chinonso’s voice was always the same when she invited me to some random party we had no business attending. Simple, direct, and full of promise. Her sister’s boyfriend worked as a printer. Whenever he printed invite-only wedding...
Are We Living or Just Performing for the Camera?

Are We Living or Just Performing for the Camera?

Are We Living or Just Performing for the Camera? On Sunday, 18th of May, I forced myself out of the house, all thanks to my friend, Hameedah Adam, who kept reminding me that I mentioned wanting to attend her sister’s exhibition. I had told her to keep me in check...
Like a Gorilla in a F*cking Zoo!

Like a Gorilla in a F*cking Zoo!

Like a Gorilla in a F*cking Zoo! Like a Gorilla in a f*cking zoo, I am gawked at, Expected to perform tricks for treats… or their amusement. I married Maroof suddenly on the 28th of January 2024. It was unplanned, that’s why I used the word suddenly. Or maybe...
In the Mirror of Time

In the Mirror of Time

In the Mirror of Time Nothing remains the same when you take a look in the mirror of time. And neither do we. I am not the same. I have changed. I have transformed—like a larva breaking free from its cocoon, becoming a butterfly. That is the remarkable thing about...
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