by Kanzah | Oct 10, 2025 | Musings
Seriously, Are We Getting Dumber? I knew it was time to declare a state of emergency on my well-being when I caught myself doom-scrolling on TikTok repeatedly, without even pausing to take in the videos I was swiping through. I realized things had taken a turn for the...
by Kanzah | Oct 6, 2025 | Musings
Don’t Save Her, She Don’t Wanna Be Saved! Like your typical women’s rights hawker, I am always available to carry women’s rights on my head. I go hard for my womennnnnnnnn because if I do not, who will? Up Femco! However, when it comes to women’s wrongs, I...
by Kanzah | Sep 23, 2025 | Musings
Even Good Men Want Sex It was great existing in the idealistic world where we were trained as girls to keep ourselves for marriage. Never allow a boy to hold our hands so we would not get pregnant. Make sure to close our legs while seated so we would not be seen as...
by Kanzah | Sep 16, 2025 | Musings
I Have Decided to Quit My Job And Carry Gun: Ask me Anything NB: This is an unserious, satire or metaphorical piece or watchamacallit. The author has no intent to commit violence. This is a purge and one of the many rantings she does because of her frustration with...
by Kanzah | Aug 15, 2025 | Musings
My Landlord Just Increased My House Rent and I Am About to Crash Out! MY LANDLORD JUST INCREASED MY HOUSE RENT I AM ABOUT TO CRASH OUT! Lagos wants to kill me before my time, but my spirit is bullish and I am not gonna let capitalism win! Today was planned to...
by Kanzah | Aug 12, 2025 | Musings
May Nigeria Never Happen To You One of the worst things that can happen to you is for Nigeria to happen to you. The next is to be powerless and have no connection to the Whos and the Whats in power. May Nigeria never happen to you. Just last week, the internet was...