by Kanzah | Apr 16, 2025 | Musings
The Art of Ass Licking also known as Famzing one’s Way to The Top It is in Nigeria you hear of someone who was a waiter at a lounge becoming a billionaire—poof!—just like that. In Nigeria, you could be selling bread today, and tomorrow you’re being courted by several...
by Kanzah | Apr 8, 2025 | Musings
Danfo Diaries – 08.04.2025 Today, my white was stained by a woman trying to get on the bus. The bus had stopped for her, and as she was moving to the back seat, she placed her dirty hands on my shoulder, weighing it down and soiling my top. I immediately yanked...
by Kanzah | Apr 2, 2025 | Musings
From FUPA to Abs: A Hilarious Relatable Gym Experience I woke up on a fine, random morning and decided I wanted to be a fit girlie, for real this time. As someone who has had numerous stints in the gym that always ended with me deciding that being lethargic isn’t so...
by Kanzah | Mar 18, 2025 | Musings
Danfo Diaries – 18.03.2025 Today, I took a selfie mid-trip to remind myself to conk my head if I was still inside a Danfo by March 18, 2026. By then, I must be inside my fine Lexus RX 350, latest model. I took a selfie to documentthe moment—I was sweaty, tired,...
by Kanzah | Mar 11, 2025 | Musings
The Many Sheges of House-hunting in Lagos Snapchat just reminded me of a memory from last March. It was a video of me in Medina Estate, Gbagada—dry-mouthed, sweat caked on my face, bemoaning a horrible showing I had just experienced. I should have suspected that the...
by Kanzah | Mar 4, 2025 | Musings
From Natasha Akpoti to Sophia Egbueje: The Many Layers of Misogny In a tale as old as time, Senator Natasha Akpoti sparked a countrywide reaction when she revealed during an interview her encounters with sexual harassment at the hands of the Senate President. I wasn’t...
