by Kanzah | Apr 8, 2025 | Musings
Danfo Diaries – 08.04.2025 Today, my white was stained by a woman trying to get on the bus. The bus had stopped for her, and as she was moving to the back seat, she placed her dirty hands on my shoulder, weighing it down and soiling my top. I immediately yanked...
by Kanzah | Apr 2, 2025 | Musings
From FUPA to Abs: A Hilarious Relatable Gym Experience I woke up on a fine, random morning and decided I wanted to be a fit girlie, for real this time. As someone who has had numerous stints in the gym that always ended with me deciding that being lethargic isn’t so...
by Kanzah | Mar 18, 2025 | Musings
Danfo Diaries – 18.03.2025 Today, I took a selfie mid-trip to remind myself to conk my head if I was still inside a Danfo by March 18, 2026. By then, I must be inside my fine Lexus RX 350, latest model. I took a selfie to documentthe moment—I was sweaty, tired,...
by Kanzah | Mar 11, 2025 | Musings
The Many Sheges of House-hunting in Lagos Snapchat just reminded me of a memory from last March. It was a video of me in Medina Estate, Gbagada—dry-mouthed, sweat caked on my face, bemoaning a horrible showing I had just experienced. I should have suspected that the...
by Kanzah | Mar 4, 2025 | Musings
From Natasha Akpoti to Sophia Egbueje: The Many Layers of Misogny In a tale as old as time, Senator Natasha Akpoti sparked a countrywide reaction when she revealed during an interview her encounters with sexual harassment at the hands of the Senate President. I wasn’t...
by Kanzah | Feb 25, 2025 | Musings
Maradona and Nigeria’s Never-Ending Dance of Despair and Deception There is something my good friend, Philomena, has: a blinding faith that shines through whenever sapa is about to squeeze the life out of us. “We will go to the cinema tomorrow.” “We will eat out...
