by Kanzah | Apr 2, 2025 | Musings
From FUPA to Abs: A Hilarious Relatable Gym Experience I woke up on a fine, random morning and decided I wanted to be a fit girlie, for real this time. As someone who has had numerous stints in the gym that always ended with me deciding that being lethargic isn’t so...
by Kanzah | Mar 18, 2025 | Musings
Danfo Diaries – 18.03.2025 Today, I took a selfie mid-trip to remind myself to conk my head if I was still inside a Danfo by March 18, 2026. By then, I must be inside my fine Lexus RX 350, latest model. I took a selfie to documentthe moment—I was sweaty, tired,...
by Kanzah | Mar 11, 2025 | Musings
The Many Sheges of House-hunting in Lagos Snapchat just reminded me of a memory from last March. It was a video of me in Medina Estate, Gbagada—dry-mouthed, sweat caked on my face, bemoaning a horrible showing I had just experienced. I should have suspected that the...
by Kanzah | Mar 4, 2025 | Musings
From Natasha Akpoti to Sophia Egbueje: The Many Layers of Misogny In a tale as old as time, Senator Natasha Akpoti sparked a countrywide reaction when she revealed during an interview her encounters with sexual harassment at the hands of the Senate President. I wasn’t...
by Kanzah | Feb 25, 2025 | Musings
Maradona and Nigeria’s Never-Ending Dance of Despair and Deception There is something my good friend, Philomena, has: a blinding faith that shines through whenever sapa is about to squeeze the life out of us. “We will go to the cinema tomorrow.” “We will eat out...
by Kanzah | Feb 18, 2025 | Musings
Unmute Yourself: Speak, Take Up Space and Disrupt If there’s one thing working in a corporate organization has taught me, it’s that the nice ones finish last! Just like the Kenyan politician proclaimed, good girls don’t get the corner office. I’ve also discovered that...
