by Kanzah | Jul 16, 2025 | Musings
So, You Want To Be An Adult? So, you want to be an adult? *CacklesWickedlyPatienceOzokworStyle I took a much-needed two-week leave from work. Every bit of those two weeks was spent either frolicking or lazing away on a couch or my bed. My skin barely saw the sun...
by Kanzah | Jun 30, 2025 | Musings
In Conversations with Insanity I am the type to twirl near the cliff of insanity just to see if I would take a tumble.What is sanity, anyway? Let me tell you a story. When I was in JSS3, my cousins held an intervention for me. It was meant to be a helpful session to...
by Kanzah | Jun 18, 2025 | Musings
The Crazy Thing About Mother Nature The crazy thing about Mother Nature is, she absolutely doesn’t give a damn. I never asked for this. I didn’t eat the fruit with Eve, but now I have to get severely punished by a misogynistic Mother for crimes I never...
by Kanzah | Jun 11, 2025 | Musings
Confessions of a Gym Girlie – The One About the Crush There is something about liking someone, or as we tend to funkify it, crushing on someone. It’s when you sneak looks at someone, get fixated on that someone, notice everything they do, mark down their...
by Kanzah | May 28, 2025 | Musings
Danfo Diaries – 28.05.2025 (Naked bumbum special) I saw a naked man today, under the bridge on Gbagada Expressway. Bare, brown, hard butt, bathing in the full glare of the morning sun. Not a care in the world. Remember I mentioned my friend Philo seeing a naked...
by Kanzah | May 23, 2025 | Stories
Babe, How Far Nah? “Babe, how far nah?” Chinonso’s voice was always the same when she invited me to some random party we had no business attending. Simple, direct, and full of promise. Her sister’s boyfriend worked as a printer. Whenever he printed invite-only wedding...
by Kanzah | May 21, 2025 | Musings
Are We Living or Just Performing for the Camera? On Sunday, 18th of May, I forced myself out of the house, all thanks to my friend, Hameedah Adam, who kept reminding me that I mentioned wanting to attend her sister’s exhibition. I had told her to keep me in check...
by Kanzah | May 9, 2025 | Stories
Like a Gorilla in a F*cking Zoo! Like a Gorilla in a f*cking zoo, I am gawked at, Expected to perform tricks for treats… or their amusement. I married Maroof suddenly on the 28th of January 2024. It was unplanned, that’s why I used the word suddenly. Or maybe...
by Kanzah | May 7, 2025 | Musings
In the Mirror of Time Nothing remains the same when you take a look in the mirror of time. And neither do we. I am not the same. I have changed. I have transformed—like a larva breaking free from its cocoon, becoming a butterfly. That is the remarkable thing about...
by Kanzah | May 4, 2025 | Stories
The Real HotBoy of Lagos The Real Hotboy of Lagos is not to be confused with The Real Housewives of Lagos The Real Hotboy has no camera crew following him about as they show off his affluent lifestyle The Real Hotboy flees from it, wise enough to know that all he has...
