by Kanzah | Sep 10, 2025 | Stories
We Need To Talk About Kenny My mother-in-law said something was wrong with Kenny the day she visited us in the hospital to check on the twins. I could barely hear her, I was hurting, aching, cramping and irritable. My breasts were sore, constantly irritated by the...
by Kanzah | Aug 26, 2025 | Stories
This is Superstory… This is superstory. It is very easy for you to tell me you will give me $5 million this evening and get me a brand-new 2024 G-Wagon the morning after. You can also say you will buy me shares in Apple worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and...
by Kanzah | Aug 22, 2025 | Stories
Our Kind of Love The first time I lost my voice, it was because of the robbers. They were five, and their guns were pointed at my father. The short one among them hit my father with the butt of the gun as he asked, “Where is it? Where is it?” I didn’t speak again...
by Kanzah | Aug 15, 2025 | Musings
My Landlord Just Increased My House Rent and I Am About to Crash Out! MY LANDLORD JUST INCREASED MY HOUSE RENT I AM ABOUT TO CRASH OUT! Lagos wants to kill me before my time, but my spirit is bullish and I am not gonna let capitalism win! Today was planned to...
by Kanzah | Aug 12, 2025 | Musings
May Nigeria Never Happen To You One of the worst things that can happen to you is for Nigeria to happen to you. The next is to be powerless and have no connection to the Whos and the Whats in power. May Nigeria never happen to you. Just last week, the internet was...
by Kanzah | Aug 8, 2025 | Stories
Expensive Shit 3:15pm Friday 8th August 2025 Maison Etienne Restaurant&Bar ‘I sha know they did not born him well to break up with me’ a loud voice pierced through the silent toilet. They moved into view, a buxom short lady and her friend, tall and heavily built....
by Kanzah | Aug 6, 2025 | Musings
Who Do Us This Thing? The Casual Tribalism in Nigeria Yesterday, I boarded one of those yellow buses at Charly Boy, sorry, Baddo bus stop (lmao). It was a regular bus with a regular conductor and regular passengers. It was also a regular day for me. Or so I thought....
by Kanzah | Jul 31, 2025 | Stories
Murder She Wrote Who the fuck do you think I am? Every morning, as I brush my teeth and spit out the foam that the toothpaste has turned into, I imagine the various ways I could kill you. Oblivious, you whistle as I watch your long fingers tighten the knot in your...
by Kanzah | Jul 28, 2025 | Reviews
To Kill A Monkey – A Review I finally watched To Kill a Monkey last week, mainly because my friend Philomena said one of the characters wore a beautiful earring she thought I might be interested in. In case you don’t know, I sell jewelry on the side...
by Kanzah | Jul 22, 2025 | Musings
Office Politics is the Game of Thrones – Learn to Play or Die! Last Thursday, the job I intended to quit in 6 months sent me a mail congratulating me on my second-year anniversary with them. I journaled on Thursday as usual before going about my merry day. One...
